Now this is me presenting this madness on my blog!
PS: Meen means Fish.
1)What mint does a fish eat?
2)Who is the fishes favourite teacher?
3)Which is the fishes favouite film?
4)Who is the buoys favorite actress?
5)What do you call an annoying Octopus?
6)What did the single fish say to the others?
I am single and ready to meengal
7)Where do fish work?
At the Meenistry
8)What do the fish who work at the bank do?
They meent meeney
9)What famous quote do fishes use?
"Too many meen spoil the broth"
10)What do the fish pray to?
Cod and Holy Crab!
11)What is the club of very smart fish called?
12)How does one become a fish?
Nothing much to it, just meenimal qualification
13)How do you become a good fish?
I hear there is great meentor-ship programme
14)What do call a fish union?
15)Who is the PM of the fish colony?
Dr Meenmohan Singh
16)How do fish say bye?
17)Why don't fish take a vacation?
They have a school
18)What did the geeky fish say to the stupid fish?
19)Which is a multi tasking sea creature?
Octopus, because it can ten-tackle
20)What did the fish say when they saw the scuba diver?
"Hey look, uninvited guests"
21)Which desserts do fish like?
Sharkhand (Like shrikhand)
22)What did the fish tell other fish that complained too much?
23)What would my parents call me if I was a fish?
24)What sickness do clown fish get?
25)What did the fish tell the other fish about humans?
"They are not meen"
26)Why did the fish wash his fins before lunch?
Because that's was good meeners teach you
27)What department does the fish want to work at?
Meenistry for meenaral resources
28)Why is the fish upset?
Because he does not know the meening of life
29) Where in Karnatka would all the fish want to live in?
30)What did the fish call their child?
31) What job did hot shot fish get after his promotion?
I hear he is the Chairmeen
32) Why did the fish quit his school?
He wanted to do something on his own
33) How did the fish lose all his money?
He bet all his money on the wrong sea horse
34)Which is the fishes favourite song?
Sindabad the sailor
35)Which newspaper do fishes not like?
Tides of the Indian Ocean (TOI)
36)Which newspaper do they love?
37)Why will fishes grow up to become engineers?
They have scales
38)Which is the fish babies favourite cartoon?
39)Which football clubs do fish support?
Swansea, Liverpool, Chelsea and Meenchester United
40)What are young fish addicted to?